February 2010
107 posts
Damsels in Distress, Bozos in Heat
In the gal’s perfect day she is kidnapped on the way back from putting the kids on the school bus but vanquishes the kidnappers in time to go for a fattening lunch with her single-mom pals, at which they lament their lack of dates before donning designer gowns to go to a school board meeting where they successfully address all major educational problems.
In the guy’s perfect day he awakes and,...
January 2010
109 posts
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I’ve been wanting to try takeout from Dos...
Obama speaks at the GOP Retreat →
If you don’t have time to watch the full 90+ minute session, skip to 1:13:45 and Rep. Peter Roskam (R-IL)’s question for why I’m hopeful about 2010 followed up by a question from Rep. Jeb Hensarling (R-TX) that makes me wonder if that’s just naivete masquerading as hope.
She said she recently ate pork and "things went... →
Argentina’s president recommended pork as an alternative to Viagra Wednesday, saying she spent a satisfying weekend with her husband after eating barbecued pork.
“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina...
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The Strokes new album is actually happening!
Scuttlebutt from a friend this morning:
(please disregard if you do not share my excitement)
Hello Friends!
I know this because I heard Nick Valensi’s sister talking about it at the gym yesterday. How am I sure of that it was his sister? Well, not completely sure, but all facts point to yes. (I’m going to call her Nicole so this doesn’t get confusing.)
A woman came up to Nicole and asked...
Does Anyone Live Tumbl?
choire:
9:10 p.m. David Cho: “Barack points too much. Barack is pointing just to start a meme. He knows people are going to take pictures.” 9:09 p.m. You guys have totally heard this new Sade song right? 9:08 p.m. OMG all the clapping. It is like the sound of a hard rain in the Tibetan hills. 9:07 p.m. I might live Tumbl.
GOOGLE WAVE IS MISSING OUT ON A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
“That’s a promise that I intend to keep.” — Punch... →
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banh mi intrigue →
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Oh no! →
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“Growlers have been around since Christ was a child,” Mr. Granger said. “We’re...”
– Growlers, the New Old Beer Conveyance - NYTimes.com (via aubreyburnett)
Ahimsa is now interpreted by some American yogis... →
“A pure yogic diet is one that is only calming: no garlic, onions or chili peppers, nothing heavy or oily,” said Ms. Grubler. “Steamed vegetables, salads and fresh juices are really the ideal.” Yogic food choices can also influenced by ayurveda, a traditional Indian way of eating to keep the body healthy and in balance. Some yogis determine their dosha, or dominant humor, vata (wind/air), pitta...
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Conversely, Brett Favre has long been a walking... →
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Like a gifted plastic surgeon, a seasoned restorer... →
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I do not feel comfortable with people ‘tripping... →
I recall looking for housing with my college roommate only to find his tipping point was window unit air conditioning. For some reason, he found it unacceptable. My younger sister Melissa probably wouldn’t tolerate a cricket infested home. I can remember thinking she found dead bodies in our basement after hearing her shriek like a 14-year-old at a Jonas Brothers concert.
My window unit air...
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Bul Go Gi Taco →
hman:
Billy Ocean - “Get Outta My Dreams, Get...
Literal knock-knock jokes, #1.
liquidchroma:
bestrooftalkever:
savingpaper:
Knock, knock. Who’s there? The DEA. The DEA who? We have a warrant to search the premises.
I have no problem with this idea.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bob’s Home Improvement down on Washington and 26th.
Bob’s Home Improvement down on Washington and 26th who?
Your doorbell’s broken.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Death, it’s me John...
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me: got sucked into the opentable morass
Amanda: why don't they have an option for "just find me a motherfucking table"
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TBJ 500: Live From Toronto
thebasketballjones:
Check out the basketball extravaganza 500 episodes in the making …
Find out J.E. Skeets’ real name! See Tas Melas get punk’d! Hear JD speak! All that, plus The Basketball Jones’ failed podcasts, bloopers, classic moments, song, dance and never-before-seen videos. (Note: PG-13 language.)
Do not watch if you want to hear about last night’s games.
Do watch if you want to...
I wonder what Fergie and Josh Duhamel's...
ferrrn:
The banality&batshitcrazy combination puts them on top of my fantasy eavesdrop list
