December 2009
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Poops - w4m (Bushwick) 30yr →
w4mbk:
looking for a guy named L.Lebron aka POOPSIE formerly of Troutman St. in Bushwick, NY. i would really like to contact him so that i can finally close this chapter in my past life. if you are reading this please contact me. i feel like we left everything on a bad note and it should of never went down that way. so many forces against us at the time. anyhow i dont want to give away to much...
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Comedy gold in the Hanson household.
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Rich Eisen has the greatest job on Earth. →
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File under: "Forrests cooler than me." →
I spent my junior winter in Steamboat Springs working suicides as a ski instructor by day, host/barback by night, and save for a miserably slushy day at Killington my senior winter, haven’t skied a day since. Yes, I am a ski snob.
Doubt I’ll ever splitboard — Q: what’s the difference between a snowboarder and a vacuum? A: how you attach the dirtbag — but reading...
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Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink
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Not to be unkind, but some states that made the Top 10 are among the poorest in...
– New York Ranks Last in Happiness Rating
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Beryl Markham was born Beryl Clutterbuck on... →
Did you read Beryl Markham’s book, West With The Night? …She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer. I felt that I was simply a carpenter with words, picking up whatever was furnished on the job and nailing them together and sometimes making an okay pig pen. But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even...
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Brooklyn Flea Moves to Williamsburg Bank... →
lowbrowbrilliant:
This is awesome! Even CLOSER to Ben’s and in such a beautiful space. Not to mention a building that happens to be shaped like a penis.
First date is January 9.
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sadtrombone.com →
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S5E25
thirdanddelaware:
THE CHICKEN SHIRT
The chicken shirt has been covered before but for the finale of season five, no holds have been barred! Every member of the family dons this charming little number in a tour de force of poultry themed fashion frightfulness! The one-size-fits-all “easy fit” makes it easy for every member of the Conner clan to wear this communal chemise, and we are...
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ok live in ignorance, whatever
me: there is a fairway in red hook!?
Amanda: oh yes
Amanda: you can take the ikea shuttle from right by my house to it
or some bus
that i never figured out
me: hmmm
may just have to walk
20 minutes i imagine
for veggies
Amanda: red hook is farther than you think
me: my legs are longer than you think
Amanda: i am telling you, you have a really good produce stand two blocks from you
me: oooh, shop online function
Amanda: ok live in ignorance, whatever
me: with it's own oil & vinegar section!
Ron Artest's Open Letter to Tiger →
katiebakes:
hifiny:
“I have known my wife for 16 years– since I was 14 years old. … She was my first.”
This is tremendous.
“I cannot sit here and say the thought to have many women has never crossed my mind. If I were Jesus I could.”
Ambiguous constructions are also the most fun.
CC-ing people on an email thread w/an attached, track changes Word Doc is like...
– -Me (via cosmocatalano)
a holiday explosion!
(via lifeaquatic)
I concur. I hate track changes. Is that really the best way?
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Full circle, na?